Saturday Nite Live SE at Marymount Hospital in Garfield Heights, OH

I was thinking up ways introduces John

I thought long and hard on it you know I personally don't go to both the shops will not convict okay any they were the button thing that and

I was going to you know inducements dicey considering as well

preferences on and then many of these roads that would work but the dog weight that I do want to use them as I wanted to do some of the friend one or two semesters but as a person who cares about other alcoholic when I first walked in these rooms

I was brand new and he gave me a time

and I know there's a lot of guys from Keating center here and IT gives you this time also it does it just sort of got thirty five years and continue to help the fellow alcoholic you know like I always get a lot of what he says

it's common for those leads but I also get a lot of what he does what I would

he is a very very active alcoholic recovering alcoholic

what that alternative don Chadwick from Saturday mid morning

I need my coupon and I don't think any enemy in a bag

yeah okay I'm

you know I warmed a guy Jack Keating center Thursday morning when I did grow up I said don't go to Mary Mott thank god the biggest jerk ever walk through the doors of a late

and that some of them showed up

but yeah

on the radio

just

yes Jackie say no never be allowed the potion I DO you have something money can't buy

and I jumped out of my chair

because watching it in each room money can't buy

he lives in NJ

page traveled the world

considerable financial just says

yeah I scientific retired now concerned about financial success

I finished the eighth grade

as much as I could I had

my I got a lot more in a in a dream yeah

what what I said and I

if you talk to your mate and

they're going to tell you the guys are not

thank you

try to take one little statement

you might have one shop in the common

but I think I'm not capable of taking a whole new you know take one realistic

imagine they might get up and say something that means something

my name is don chat but there's no doubt in my mind tonight I am an alcoholic

why don't you can you join me in this round

yeah right

and

what about the young people

what is meant

they have to keep its pose for a chilly day

this call **** creek

one thing in mind when they made copies click to make your last drink the most miserable experience of your life it was the world's worst case in whiskey

my

and then there's game in my background as a cop great

they should make the most stupid statement I am in my life

she said I hope this is the last drink you ever take

and then I should why can't these people understand why I'm here

I'm not quite doing

I'm here because I got back to normal

well in my bag the judges well my dad

my family has gone stop speaking to me

but that was the never pick up a drink again

I was in trouble and every area of my life

and I would give days man six months of my time

and then I could go on the granddaddy of all drunks and everybody would say he tried

and the pressure would be on

six months six months and nobody had taken a punch at me

I had no doubt

no

and I said maybe I ought to give these guys a couple more weeks the couple more weeks and a couple more weeks

reach fourteen

I thank you at least twenty two different boarding homes attended at least fourteen different schools

which

let me a job

he said I lock in my star night

you won't have to go back to school

and I sure wouldn't want to go to school

six dot nine an inmate at Lee

every time anybody in the next day would come in and start

what is so down I thought it was a joint operation is not good for me

and that's when I started living in fear

at the age of fifteen I could not hold a two minute conversation

I live in a shell

I would rather choose to

generation

and in a way

you know we could bond

my job is to go through the roof damage

and then I would go back to that house

against the roll out of the building it be anybody I wanted to be

but I could hold a two minute conversation

last spring

and I'm sure

it said you know I want to be good at Robbie shot

using those what it

right there

and the next day I drove around the shop and I went with some lying in bed

I said why don't you come out and have a good

my boys back both

I don't know who is the first day the second grade

but I was sad and I found myself

can you get

that could hold a two minute conversation

a fifteen year okay that you can shut up

I went for the fifteen year old kid that would not only been in the ground so badly

it's competing with the top

do a fifteen year old kid that thought he knew all the answers

I went fifteen minutes

but I was afraid of

fifteen year old kid that would challenge anybody would come down the street

that I would stay drug direction my life goes issue with the way I wanted though it did do well is good for me what I could do for myself

I think

seven eight

I always go day

yeah it's nice

yeah go back to that grocery store in town that's going to win

and I said that **** I don't understand what you're downing at Dallas is going to lose why do I tell people is going to win

he said bring the money back to me

Amazon no smaller than

I walked in the grocery store the document gave me

he said it's not going to lose no money come up in bundles

and I get the money back to him okay telling fifteen eighteen I had my money in my pocket then again anytime my life and I consider that coach of a

my day go ski

I didn't say much babyface

and they said that I'm gonna make some money on a new

actually got delayed

the company had big black fish

that's gonna make some money

we walked in and I am very annoyed

and I'm

what a load of money you need to

how good your couple hundred dollars at Pocono thank you

the guy looked at me and I didn't have my power they need face

an inmate at bat we wind up back in that capacity nobody could produce waste much of which he is me we continue to make these backs only continue to a windows batch

and in that capacity Baghdad

the ability to call you

make your own man and at the age of fifteen and I was a man because I got a hand on my boat

temperatures

back back in part to the graduation dot

and the manager and the stock

we've got to sixteen I didn't seven pounds

he took a swing at main

I randomly claim and if this had by a couple inches and I was caught

but

anytime you've got a charge

he joined the army I did go to jail

and I choose the army

yeah but anybody out

thank

basic training when I went into the army I was in such bad physical shape I put on thirty to forty pounds in basic training when everybody else was taken out the fat I would not wait like mad

stock image the understanding of it

they said let's take the kid out and get the get drunk

yeah

there is ideal

it will be no

the kid walked away and everybody else got drunk and everybody else got in trouble

in that capacity nobody can drink as much bone which is may

and then we got lucky

got shipped to Germany we didn't have to go to Korea

and I became captains radio man

they can

and if you think about

and we know there's anything any anything

I said no

thank

okay

and I said I think the ships

yeah

that would make good money

I don't think

but the Catholic Church but

and they put me back in June and I was told to do

Alex was doing nice glad they're not in

the court martial

get

five years

what can I do about it he said thanks very much for curry I got the paper here sign the papers but Correa and that the papers comfortably protocol to measure

one is real yeah

you can smell it before you can see it

they used a human waste I thank god I think god can cheat thank you very in the ground and they hate it when it comes up and it's dangerous and a minimum wage

the thing I agreed but most of my life

the biggest reaction I had ever seen in my life

and I got shipped out to pose in Calvin that jobs and wages

I

my best friend I didn't come to go out

much has plus command they came to my dad and my dad's going

I came back to the stage

can resist proper millions John is right now

when he got killed

an article in the paper which

because I didn't know it I think that

and they had quotes from me about what happened

the article out

and I got back to this stage

when I walk into my dad gave me the article I can do is

they say what was it like in Korea

as you want to watch

and I given the credit could think give Chatham a good drink

so the bad

get Janet

and I said what was a minor disagreements that day became bigger than the battle of the bulge give me

I finally I get a job

and explosives

yeah

they didn't have their say the restrictions

Dacian ship

and I would study stop right

get a couple of days come back eighteen minutes

stock my client Baghdad was a day manage to come back second shift started talking about my deck

may said Adam has been used to be a big drug

I don't

what a great guy and he's not there anymore

that's wonderful

I

what is it with me

what I'll do when they need me and I'm

check out of my story I know that you're

you have to let the clown finishes that he's not ready

may have been done a couple years ago

all week short video gente one of the greatest ever walked the face of the earth his name was Joe German

anybody ever did much time in the penitentiary whatever job you haven't because he attended every penny we got

why why can't IT

yeah

HM

thank you for the shipping office

the company would come in in the morning and

good good and I came to work and they can't find all employees

and they tore down the shipping on

for the next three years I'm on the bottom

but in the southern stack and bottles and is going to start at one PM before I went missing

in the meantime I get better come jumping ship

he said that I got to go to Germany next week

I can't get married

he said what

I thank god meant if you get

he said one man

you get almost done with the service you did last year

and

she said

I don't know

and I said John I kind of got a may

no not yet we don't know much about him

but then she looked at me like other than that and I explained the circumstances because she got patriotic is yeah okay so yeah yeah yeah good thing

yeah because he did twenty four years in the service she would have been nice to us and

they get married and we got picked up and taken it back to getting bandages and on moving day at

calling from my brother and I and J.

trying to get away from this package

what did they steal for eight hours a day

I am

I would not shop and I can drive it on a Friday night

he came up to the green pants are nice and all I got is twenty Bucks I gave them the twenty

and he's done that at the bottom

no

hi everybody saying we give them credit

and then it should be about it

and I said I'm trying to help a true college and you don't appreciate it

and they should give Chad a drink get checked again okay

and again I had another excuse

and I said we've got a big problem here they give you that type of girl ground he said what's the problem

I said I got a job done and yeah and he's got to be in Germany next week

okay well you're out picking up and we'll go get them and I feel I'm in jail term

isn't

D. A. but the money yeah

my opinion on

with the five five hundred times anyone five one a time when we left that jails have

it was gonna be a fight

and they said the magic words to make

he said I had to write a blank check

I got a run back in the Cleveland get money out of my savings account but my checking account

why do you do the same

and I said you better do something about that guy you won't see a bomb Jack you know we can't speak for the next ten years

grocery store

and the man walked in and he said I know your childhood I know your history

I'm willing to give you a break

if you promise me to shore up the road Charlotte I'll give you a job

and I think you have my word five

and for the next six years

and I showed up and saw that five times there was a man of god

I liked a lot

date and I caught a wildcat strike

everybody out in the street

and where will it end shop your problem seven days a week

my dad said he was shocked that there might face in a bottle of beer wake up Chapman facing the bottom of their

my compassionate very

lost control

a Saudi

I don't know when I'm going up you don't know when I'm going to go to the back room

but you could kill brain

J. and Chad when day is done all

hello he has stuck with yourself

and that's the way I was eleven

it was one hundred people I'm stuck let me show

and they gave me a lot I remember because I just don't

the bartender made a mistake he told the book he did give me credit

and I did every football game going

I can't change in my pocket

and I want to read that

and I got a bundle of money in my pocket it's on a Sunday night that way into the bottle at Johnny Brenda's got locked in the code and they can't not me

degree trying to get rid of me

and a man by the name of judgment because he walked in

they come already sat down next to me and I said I haven't seen for a long time we have been

he said I mean you said you only reason I'm here is I'm sponsored by major has been

back up

it is date I don't know whether or not we have Monday or the next day I walked in the Persian now and I said what do you know about a personnel manager looked up at me and discuss and he said the only thing I know about it you need it

an inmate at casa

sure the man made

and they got a neighbor

get out there and condemn the enable

I get my paycheck I

I hope I will be there at least two days last week I need the money

and this man took his supervisors and everything to keep my job

doing

my enable that prolong my life

thank you

to manage that it gave me to me

and I went to my second mate

the page

Danielle

give me a ticket he said we got a good night

and they did take it and I hit the panic button

I was shaking too much to sign my name

Hey did you want me to sign that for you and

I should place

they put my name on the ticket

you got to

I mean

they

you know

yeah

he said we understand

there really isn't as Jessica and I've never got invited to the wedding

hi welcome in a jail cell late on my way my

my

why isn't worried about getting out of there and get a job but was worried about getting out of there and get a drink they understood I did

the new project

in short good comes back we

but yeah he said he'll get out

he made stuff happens we still stuck in the garden

it doesn't she said really you know got out

you need the books and these don't step in it god

I just got

they should come out of it yeah

he said they get me you're going to get me out he had been here before I know it away

and that's what we understand

I like to make the next night now he is just sick now

they are actually doing it right

I guess your answer by just simply

we should set prices to you

why would I be surprised to see

right

you

another mate and I should be out there Matt

and I came out of the meeting is all about the U.

when I sat down and said you're gonna have trouble

yeah

he says that

and I said I don

it

what I really

five years ago and I have never found a guy

well

because we have two kinds of plans anyway

I'm

anything else is give me Brad

well we had you better get on your feet

I need a company to help you out

you bet

yeah

what do you do great

and I could buy it

some of the first hundred membership a

get up and talk about how they work

and I never met one yet

topics

what is most compassionate most people don't want to face it

they did a great job

we

and they pulled out I just backed up with groceries

my god the stock still a buy out

the bill because you can't get that done the money is spent and they got money he said I didn't do this but the doc I did oppose family

what I do

don't we get a lot of treatment because the only way we know

which is good but I didn't know you had given them off but they were the kinds of people in their lives I don't know how they got the top application

again

and they said you would get if you drop and shop

that's the way they treated me and that's the way I feel you should be paid

thank you

the meeting

is acting up again

taking

all right we're going to get food

thank you John and adversity

and I think you guys go

we got a page full of food

don't tell me that might damage without they weren't

thank you again my

thank

yeah

it was twenty

sure

yeah

I just

and I had done

bye bye

name

so I think you're going to get made a name

Chad

go to the main get a delivery

hello no I'm not I made

but nobody nobody and I had to go to that meeting but I

I'm sorry yeah every week

the thing that happened to me

in one day need

he said he would make

we have to come

good jobs but

get out of a bad image major

like why did you do to me

should you stop feeling sorry for yourself

K. doing today you shall be your mom will love to change back to what you and I needed that kind of action

yeah Jeremy

and I can come up with a mouse

what's at the back of the

okay

John

the camera started drinking the crane mansion my god I drink coffee back

if we give you one which you're not a big check but drinking again

we don't keep you out of jail we don't save marriages we don't save your job if that happens I'm good but the only problem is we gave you walk in the footsteps you never be sick from drinking again

and I'm

I don made

a great mate

right now there was no change from Iran

yeah

my bad

my package with jungle and a great mate would jump out of the bushes and they greatly would say

okay I'm kidding

she was a great big jump out of the bushes

a great many medical twenty years younger yeah

the main problem with me

thank you don't worry about it think about what I was found out that it was in her

and I stay sober by happen I stay sober by stopping in a restaurant you give anything but the bottom

and I said now

but I was walking on thin ice

I've been in the grand kids he got a hold of me got me going back to resume on back to me but I was done I realized because of the great make

a common

this man that ever lived

so it's six months and I said my name is Jay won't work for me

right now I'm on vacation money in my pocket

and I said I mean I don't believe in god like you'll be able

he said

can you imagine a question forming this work that

he said you got one I did not have any I began

he said that

any money on your budget you know how much you need he said I don't need your money

he said but you're drinking coffee get ready to go to a meeting with me

does that mean anything to

and I'm

MHM to reach one

I'm getting ready to go back to work

right

much of the softball game and I thought John I'm going to go to work tomorrow the employee's job they're going to see how great that

and

we have a place could be so proud of me

many says the bank stopped playing

I feel any I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about

he said you're not going to get no pats on the back

they found somebody moved away about I think it's very important it takes much time we get paid but band stops playing because it does a fine job they knew

he was one of the greatest helps to make it happen I

about the

about something you never did

again man of god and

totally incapable of ever climb out of the game

the N. H. come on I'm not

I thank thank thank

I think I did anything

major

much people because that's nice

but

he said

I didn't check

that sat in the screen that may get back inside you can

her name given at the

visitation argument what is right

he was a cop his ex wife

now you can kill a tenant he said well now

much of the traffic

I don't have to invent any new game

back to do what I was doing thirty five years ago not going to be and I got it that I'm totally incapable of crown and that means they have to do it

I got somebody I coupon I still twenty dollars out the

I want to make a mention

I have to do is I'm doing a lot

thanks John and the ship was reestablished well I have to do is you go back and say Hey John you know when I was out there you do me a lot of faith

hi Andrew luck and a lot of history box take a right to deny me dementia made and heard is in doubt that I don't have to take up

I thought about that I do and it's not a bad check judge a man had been a

even the one time

and she said if you came to Miami I would

and I'm thinking what do I do

why do I say to somebody I never did nothing but stay on top

that would be a men's room mate

he said I don't know what is right

they had a date what made my name's Ryan at the time is right I haven't talked to my brother Danny does nothing but the best

and he said

thank you bye that's great

and not

we got the address wrong in Miami said Scott Bob on a payment charge that he can't be on nothing but the best thank you thank god they haven't things they did that

the waitress brought the bill and he said I waited ten years that they had made about

yeah from the private support team if I picked up that day

Jones one of the problems

ninety nine tonight only if I didn't have money I could live there

and I walked the streets

well I haven't seen this man I given the big numbers right

make a one night

and Jen hi

the sentiment

she got a standard made he said you're getting even

he said that they told me if I want to get even better get even with the people that helped me

the guy sitting next to me looked at me and you could you look like somebody hit you

Matt

they should have he was

no

I want to make that you're looking for thank you again can

take a group of people to dinner

that one

thank god

well I've been busboy waiter waitress used to give me a couple of drinks thank me when coupled outside Diana fixed the next day

she could not get out and I'm so glad for you that's good neighboring

my dad made

my job

and I don't like it despite the total I'm not my family comes first

and you said your family don't speaking English bacon made a comfort

it on understand what do you mean what a name did what he had not been out

yeah

he said

I'm selling twenty years I need a heart and I am a native

and I said that you guys that jerk if I wish I would twenty years

never seen me in a Dodge Ave again

but he said you don't understand what you mean

he's got modelers

I just touched thirty five years I need AA mom today because I got more of the

when I walked in I had nothing to lose

today I got everything in the

thank god

but M. up

I got on the radio show he said don't think going to meetings in page thank god

check

I haven't complained

I'm fine

thank god making it back you need Senate

yeah cabbage **** session get the latest

now I get in trouble

and why it happened

and everybody John first name basis

they don't have a last name anymore

Baghdad the pampered

that said anybody that can read English language

no

if you give all your given name in each room you're living below their steps if you do yeah if you give your name full name on a on a price eleven about the case

yeah

thinking instead of right now

about three

I said how do you know which one you want to go

and yeah I don't know if I can jump in the phone book

yeah

James in the phone book you're gonna have one hell of a time finding Jim in the phone book

they've taken

they put default name on Iraq would take it I know that nobody gets a blog that I haven't

okay

along with me

after last week

what made my day

I don't believe they should

set up a dime she

yeah

yeah they want to dial down most disgraceful moment

they are very

and I gave my name

what are you doing today that somebody

I think I'm done she

great day

my view

nobody

my name's don Chadwick

and I'm not ashamed

I want

and I may end up staying

making

no matter what but I mean you should that's okay you don't have to apologize for being so

thanks

I've never once had to say I'm sorry I was so

I don't know why we got so damn and then

and I'm in the

and if one

they get it right

we just read the chapter

the funny papers

the big

they don't actually have way out

all right

I don't have a place to stay

I mean I don't know what to do because the big book come down would you take

it's a great book

okay but it did not put the lab work it don't mean that I gave I gave John a big

bill Wilson the day doctor died

you should read the big book to make money

right now

but take the place of activity

they must never welcome and open

they never made a dropship caught

they never went out there was a tragedy they did not mention what somebody had to talk it out it's a bug it's got tremendous knowledge but now it just could not put the words don't mean a damn thing

and when I should go because somebody had been trying to help

as a problem and I don't know what to do

big moment to name

once they

university

blackrock

I should

I'm with the person that got three months

and I got a yeah I'm tremendously and play because they're still fight

yeah

I'm not impressed with that very much I'm not in touch with the one year that I and that time

the main problem is mine check here I'm not impressed with the way much night and nails fifty six year that might sound stupid but that's where yeah

no

vending machine what's happening in your going to get something out but now we're going to get not to knock

what many said my only

if I could ask a lady that's coming down stop doing what you're doing you're going to end up back where you started now if I stop doing what I'm doing I'm going to end up in the gutter I cried out at

thirty five years ago I liked thank you for asking you've been listening to Eminem

right now all I never